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Үнэн тэнэг асуултуууд ... өмгөөлөгч нар шүүх хурлын үеээр асууж гэнээ

1. "Now, doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't
know about it until the next morning?"
2."The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?"
3."Were you present when your picture was taken?"
4."Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?"
5."You were there until the time you left, is that true?"
6.Q: "She had three children, right?"
A: "Yes."
Q: "How many were boys?"
A: "None."
Q: "Were there any girls?"
7. Q: "You say the stairs went down to the basement?"
A: "Yes."
Q: "And these stairs, did they go up also?"
8. "How was your first marriage terminated?"
A: "By death."
Q: "And by who's death was it terminated?"
9. Q: "Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?"
A: "All of my autopsies are performed on dead people."
10. Q: "All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?"
A: "Oral."

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